Please do not drink alcohol. If you drink alcohol you will become the kind of person who thinks this ad about "virtual reality greyhound racing," will sell help sell vodka.
Apparently we are supposed to associate Absolute Vodka with "cool, trendy, social, and the future" rather than "pathetic, losers and poseurs who play video games in their mother's basement."
Remember: if you drink Absolute Vodka you are not a pathetic, loser and poseur; you are a pretentious cross-dressing douche bag.
If that's the look you are going for, Absolute Vodka is the brand for you!
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