I hate Donald McCaig because I got two pages into this book before 6 am, and already my day is ruined.
I will never write this good, be this wise, or be this funny.
And get this -- the damn book is already for sale, and it's not even officially out yet.
And it just gets worse. You see, my employer expects me to work a full day, but that's not likely with this book already opened.
So for the next eight hours I have to fake it, knocking out a phone call every dozen pages, and going to the bathroom a lot, with the book tucked up under my arm.
FML. I do not like having to hide my addictions.
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I will never write this good, be this wise, or be this funny.
And get this -- the damn book is already for sale, and it's not even officially out yet.
And it just gets worse. You see, my employer expects me to work a full day, but that's not likely with this book already opened.
So for the next eight hours I have to fake it, knocking out a phone call every dozen pages, and going to the bathroom a lot, with the book tucked up under my arm.
FML. I do not like having to hide my addictions.
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