My Heads Hurts

In the folder of "Things I could not make up" is this little gem from John McCain's new economic plan entitled, Jobs for America: The McCain Economic Plan (PDF).

From page 4:

"The McCain administration would reserve all savings from victory in the Iraq and Afghanistan operations in the fight against Islamic extremists for reducing the deficit. Since all their costs were financed with deficit spending, all their savings must go to deficit reduction."

Yes, that's right: He's going to balance the budget in four years by investing the deficit.

And of course, the energy crisis will be solved when we saddle the flying pigs.
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