A Few Words from Mitt Romney

The following is a quote is from Mitt Romnet's book No Apology:

"England is just a small island. Its roads and houses are small. With few exceptions, it doesn't make things that people in the rest of the world want to buy. And if it hadn't been separated from the continent by water, it almost certainly would have been lost to Hitler's ambitions.”

Following his recent visit to the U.K. where he questioned whether the British could pull off a REAL Olympic games as well as HE did a much-reduced winter games (working entirely alone and without any help from anyone else, and never mind that U.S. Government bailout he does not like to talk about), presidential wanna-be Mitt Romney flew to Israel where this report has just come in from our crack team of transcribers:

MITT ROMNEY HAPPY TO BE IN ISRAEL

In Mitt Romney's opening speech at Ben Gurion Airport, he says he has always had a deep love for and connection to Israel... especially after Anne Frank and all the other Jews that were murdered in the holocaust were baptized as Mormons after their death.

He also told the assembled crowd that he knows the Israelis are not like the British. While the British would have been driven into the sea by Adolph Hilter, he explained, he knows the Jews would have fought back and that they did not need America's assistance then, or now.

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