Hannah Montana Coon Spray & American Dingoes

Hannah Montana Coon Spray is now endorsed by Santa Clause.

And if that's not enough coon-abatement nonsense for you, then you can get yourself a yellow pound dog (God bless them, every one), and when a pack of wild raccoons attacks you (they did?) and your dog comes to the rescue (are you sure the dog did not attack the raccoons, and then maybe you stepped into the middle of that red-hot mess?) you can claim he's a hero and an "American Dingo."

And why not American Dingo? And why not make the attack unprovoked and the dog a hero?   Was this nation not founded by Paul Bunyan and Babe his blue ox? Did we belly-over when the Germans attacked Pearl Harbor? We did not!

The lesson here is simple: Never walk your dog without Hannah Montana Coon Spray in your back pocket, and an American Dingo at your side.

"American Dingo"?

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