Citrus and Provocation

Obama is Racist:
Obamacare’s 10 percent tax on tanning beds is racist against white people because darker-skinned people don’t need to tan.  Rep. Ted Yoho (R-FL) wants House Speaker John Boehner to lead the attack on the Obama Administration with this deep thought.  We encourage this kind of deep thinking in the GOP.

Smell the Fear: 
It smells like Rancid Priebus.

Is Driving with a Cell Phone Provably Dangerous?
"Cell phone ownership (i.e., cellular subscribers/population) has grown sharply since 1988, average use per subscriber has risen from 140 to 740 minutes a month since 1993, and surveys indicate that as many as 81 percent of cellular owners use their phones while driving — yet aggregate crash rates have fallen substantially over this period."  Read more here.

Please Whine to Me:
Please whine to me about how hard it is to be born to the most privileged group in one of the richest countries in the world. I want to feel your pain.

Phil Harvey's Life Story Would Make a Very Good Movie:
Phil Harvey's life story would make a terrific movie.  I am thinking political comedy with social message, and with Paul Giamatti playing Phil Harvey and Rhea Pearlman as his sassy secretary. 

Adding Iodine to Salt Boosted IQ:
Adding the micronutrient iodine to table salt -- which started in the U.S. in 1924 -- has boosted human IQ. Even today, however, iodine deficiency today is the leading cause of preventable mental retardation in the world.

Is Your Blog Dominated By Assholes?
If your blog's comments section or your bulletin board is dominated by assholes, it's your fault says this post on this topic.  For the record, on this blog, we prune off the assholes.  You can read our note to the "born agains" here.
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