Wednesday, February 15, 2012

A Celebration of Defect, Disease and Deformity


The poofters at the Westminster Kennel Club have chosen and this is what they chose:

  • An ugly dog that looks like a cross between a dust bunny and a badly trimmed  three-toned nylon wig from the 1960s.
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  • A flea magnet.  Yes this is the "function" that this dog was bred for.
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  • A dog that has a smashed in face so severe it cannot breathe.
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  • A dog so incapacitated by its smashed face that it had to be carried to ringside.
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  • A dog visibly panting with its tongue hanging out from simply walking across the carpet.
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  • A dog so overheated from walking across the carpet that it had to be placed straight away onto a bag of ice in order to cool it down so it did not pass out ringside.

Welcome to the Westminster freak show where the ignorant, the incompetent, and the pretenders show up to "celebrate" dogs by cooing over the deformed, the diseased, and the dysfunctional.
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