OCT 24 Cindy commented on "Utah and Shakespeare"
"lol! fat wrists! I was talking to my friend about that very thing and
our chins growing as we get older..Friends are great!
Prayers are being sent!
Cindy
I replied
"wrists, chin hairs and just wait, you are still young...crotch jowls...
No seriously....
Z
October 24 Cindy writes again
"It really hurts when Dr Pepper shoots out your nose! I was reading
your email while taking a sip.OMG I don't even want to know
about crotch jowls! That is the funniest damn thing I have ever heard.
Where do you come up with this stuff? You need to write a book!
XO and spewed dr. Pepper
Cindy
I replied
well, I looked down at my well...crotch..and there they were....
jowls...overnight... they came like someone was pulling frickin' taffy and quit!
Lord, the tribulations of women!
Sorry about the pepper
xxx
z
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Now seriously.. Where else can you have stimulating,
enriching conversations like this?
enriching conversations like this?
Where else can you spew soda out of your nose
and pee yourself, just a little mind you,
and pee yourself, just a little mind you,
while bonding with like minded souls?
These NON bloggers are clueless to the joys
and the je ne sais quoi of women
sharing their lives of opulence and culture;
their eloquent command of the English language,
utilizing grande vocabulary such as
spewed and pee and crotch.
spewed and pee and crotch.
oh, the masses who remain ignorant of blogdom,
the peasants who never know
of the lives we live.
sad, is it not?
BTW I love Cindy and she is VERY funny
******
so a few hours later I am conversing
with my SIL about my attempt to ascertain
whether or not my cocker Justice had gone blind in one eye,
because she keeps slamming into the open refrigerator door.
"SO I covered the good eye with one hand
and then waved my other hand in front of her face
to see if her eye would track the movement."
and Sarah with her brilliant wit that cracks me up,
suggested perhaps I should hold up a few fingers
and ask Justice "How many fingers do you see?"
Following right on the heels of that exchange,
I thought we were discussing something about her
old Volvo, but I guess not only Justice needs
to have her abilities examined, but I do too,
since the topic had switched to a woman's Vulva.
Not even close.
Directory assistance?
The number for free hearing exams?
sigh....
BTW I love Cindy and she is VERY funny
******
so a few hours later I am conversing
with my SIL about my attempt to ascertain
whether or not my cocker Justice had gone blind in one eye,
because she keeps slamming into the open refrigerator door.
"SO I covered the good eye with one hand
and then waved my other hand in front of her face
to see if her eye would track the movement."
and Sarah with her brilliant wit that cracks me up,
suggested perhaps I should hold up a few fingers
and ask Justice "How many fingers do you see?"
Following right on the heels of that exchange,
I thought we were discussing something about her
old Volvo, but I guess not only Justice needs
to have her abilities examined, but I do too,
since the topic had switched to a woman's Vulva.
Not even close.
Directory assistance?
The number for free hearing exams?
sigh....
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