Wednesday, December 21, 2011

uh......merry merry?


the dryer broke
he had to come twice Tuesday
173.00
then when it still did not work 
i had to have my vent duct cleaned
95.00



the pooches were gross, 
so off to the groomers to be shaved
tanya you won't recognize them
94.00
they desperately needed new beds
so martha style on sale 72.00



howie always comes home distressed 
after groomer so he just
threw up not twice, not five times, but 
nine times on my white wool rug

kids will be here in about 90 minutes

hannah will despise their sweaters
that i make them wear one night each
Christmas
she'll roll her eyes


and I saved the best for last
i am sick
dog sick
look like something the dog AND the cat dragged in
gone through an entire box of kleenex sick
fever sick
baked cookies all morning sick
still in pjs sick
merry merry

i will air kiss them and hug them
 with my face turned away and 
go to bed heavily medicated with 
vicks and cough syrup and rally 
tomorrow to truly make it 
merry merry
i wish you all health
and to be with your families
ACHOOOOOOOO!

sigh
z

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